Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
(Source: iraffiruse, via teamfreewill-)
In Australia we had the biggest massacre on earth and the Australian government went,
'That's it! No more guns!'
And we all went,
'Yeah, all right then, that seems fair enough really.'
Now, in America you had the Sandy Hook massacre where little, tiny children died, and your government went,
'Maybe… we'll get rid of the big guns?'
And 50% of you went,
'FUCK YOU DONT TAKE MY GUNS!'
—Jim Jefferies on gun control (via asleepuntilthesunexplodes
Deans hair is so long. Longest it’s ever been…sigh